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You're doing a good job.
Do just what I do.

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Real gentle, easy strokes. Perfect.
Looks good. Now go against the grain.

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I don't have a grain.

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That means you can go both ways.

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Don't shave your lips.
Don't do that.

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Now that's what I call a manly shave.

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- Brad, stay out of your mother's stuff.
- I just want a hairbrush.

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A hairbrush?

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You never brush your hair.
What's going on?

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It's for his girlfriend,
Jennifer Sudarsky.

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- Shut up, you dink.
- Easy, easy.

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What does Mom do
with all this junk?

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Number one, it's not junk.
It's women's stuff.

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It's what makes women
different than us.

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What's this one for?

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I think she pinches something
with that thing.

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Oh, this is for taking her eye out
and cleaning behind it.

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- Why does Mom have all this stuff?
- Yeah. She always looks the same.

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I'm going to let you in
on a little secret.

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Women, as we know them.
are born without a face.

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- Bull!
- Listen to me.

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Women are like a Mr Potato Head.

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Yes,

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You've heard your mom say. ''Excuse me.
I gotta go upstairs and put my face on.''

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Huh?

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She scurries up here
and draws one on with this stuff.

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- How does she do it?
- She outlines it like this… Perfect.

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Then she fills it in
with this goop right here.

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Just like this.

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Dad, you look like Nana.

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No, if I were Nana. I'd have
the lipstick all over my teeth.

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What is it about our bathroom
that fascinates you guys so much?

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It's just way cleaner than ours.

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You can leave now.
Go get ready for school. Go on.

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Mark, honey?

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Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

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Nice lips.

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Ewww!

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- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Come on. Come on.

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What is all this
shaving gunk in the sink?

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That's not mine. It's Mark's.
Mark!

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What I wouldn't give
for mo sinks in here.

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We've talked about this long enough.
I'm gonna put another sink in this room.

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- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, you're not.
- It's not that big a job. It's a small job.

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There is no such thing
as a small job with you, Tim.

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You'd start with the sink, then you'd be
ripping out walls and installing a subway.

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- I'd give you free tickets.
- Oh, honey, honey, honey.

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If we had mo sinks, we wouldn't
be able to snuggle up at our mutual sink.

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Think about this.
With mo sinks. I could sit at my sink.

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I could go over to your sink.
do the snuggle thing.

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and then take a subway back to my sink.

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No.

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- Hi. Mom.
- Hi, sweetie.

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- What did you do to your hair?
- Nothing.

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Well, then somebody put a curse on you.

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Mom!

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Jennifer Sudarsky told Pete Schybner
that she likes spiked hair.

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- And does she?
- Big time.

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Well. I think it makes you look
incredibly handsome.

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- Hey, sharp.
- Like my hair?

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No. I mean it's sharp.

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funny. Dad.

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What is this?

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Do you remember when we got married.
I promised to make you a happy woman?

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Yeah. I'm still waiting.

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- I got some brochures from Sinks R Us.
- You just don't quit, do you?

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And to go along with those sinks.

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all the materials needed
to make the bathroom of your dreams.

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Tim, we are not gonna remodel
the bathroom. It is fine just the way it is.

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Jill, in five short days, no muss, no fuss.
I can put in mo sinks, a couple of mirrors.

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even a little makeup area where
you can apply whatever gook you want.

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I am not interested.

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Including a brand-new whirlpool.

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A whirlpool.

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That is right. Mrs Taylor.

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Let the six jets of the Turbomatic 5000
simultaneously massage your cares away

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and clean those dirty pores.

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The perfect place to rest and relax

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after managing that horrible family
you call the Taylors.

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Oh, Tim. I would love to have
this dream bathroom…

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Look at that one.
But no.

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There's no way we can afford this.

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This can be a special Too/ Time
project remodeling.

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and they can use our bathroom.

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Which means they will pay for all of the
labour and almost half of the materials.

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- They'd pay for it?
- Yes.

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What's to think about? We've always
wanted this done. They'd pay for it.

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- Let me do this for you.
- Will Al be here?

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I don't see what that
has to do with anything.

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Will Al be here?

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I want you to listen to me.
Al is my assistant. He assists me.

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- Yeah. I know. Will he be here?
- Yes.

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- And I can have anything I want?
- Anything you want.

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What if I decide that
I just want you right now?

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Well, it would be difficult
without Al here to assist me.

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Hey, give it back, dog breath!

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''I think you're really cute
and I love your spiked hair.''

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Randy, give me that. Come on.

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Hey, hey, hey!
It's all right. It's all right.

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- It even smells like a girl.
- So do you!

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- So do you!
- So do you!

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Guys, guys, come on.

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Brad, this is so sweet. I wore this
same perfume when I was a little girl.

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It's called ''Tinkerbell''.

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I think you've found
a very special young lady.

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I think she found
a very special case of cooties.

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Randy!

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- Mark. I thought you were gonna help me.
- Mom. I'd like to watch them fight.

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All right. Bathroom's up to your left.
Holler when you get all set up.

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Jill, this is so exciting.
We're about ready to start the show.

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I need that sample tile
we picked out last night.

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- I changed my mind.
- We decided on misty mint.

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I hate misty mint.

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Honey, you've been through
a thousand samples in three days.

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You're losing it. I got a show to do. We
need a sample. You gotta make a decision.

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- I can't. Which one of these do you like?
- I don't care.

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I do care. I do.

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Oh, boy, do I care.

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Which one of these colors do you like?

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Oh, jeez.

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These are different colors?

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Apricot, peach, cantaloupe.
loquat and kumquat.

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We'll have a fruit salad in the bathroom.

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No, Tim! We gotta live with these colors
for the rest of our lives.

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How long could that be?

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All right, just take your gear
up to the bathroom.

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- Al, maybe you can help me.
- Like he's gonna know anything.

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Come here.
Come here, come here.

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Which one of these colors do you like?

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I like the loquat or the kumquat.

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Come off of it, Al. Like you can
tell the difference with these colors.

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Yes, I can, Tim.

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The loquat is sunnier.
yet understated in a nonthreatening way.

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Hi, welcome to Too/ Time.
I'm Tim Taylor, your host.

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Today is a special program -
it takes place in my own home.

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Here's my lovely wife. Jill.

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And of course.
we all know my assistant.

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Howdy.Doody,

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follow me this way.

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We're gonna be doing a five-day
redecoration of my own bathroom.

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Before we get started. Let's meet
our master plumber, Felix Myman.

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- Glad to be here, Tim.
- Good to have you, Felix.

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- Al, let's get to work.
- All right.

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As you can see.
we've taken out our old vanity and sink.

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and we'll be replacing it
with a new double sink model.

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That's right, Al. We'll be covering that sink
and backsplash with this lovely pinkish tile.

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I believe that shade is called kumquat.

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It's ephemeral, yet graceful.

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Just like you, Al.

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We removed the vanity, and I found out
I had existing galvanized pipes.

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I want to redo those with new copper.

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In order to do that.
I have to remove this section of the wall.

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And for that,
I decided to use a 20lb sledge.

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Tim, I think you might want to use our
sabre saw here to cut out that piece of wall.

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That might make a cleaner, more efficient
cutout, but what would be the fun in that?

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Part of the fun of home remodeling
is taking out some aggressions.

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And there's no better way do that
than using a 20lb sledge.

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Give way, Al.

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Well, Tim,

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- be careful when you're using a sledge…
- I know that, Al.

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- …not to go all the way through the wall.
- Why would I do that, Al?

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Al, Al.

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Did I get that piece of sausage
out of my front tooth?

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Yes, you did, Tim.

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Dad!

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I think Mom's getting ready
to scream again.

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Oh, no. She saw that
concrete spill in the hallway.

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No. We made Mark lie on top of it.

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Don't you worry about Mom.

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Once she sees this whirlpool.
she won't be thinking about anything else.

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- Ready to go?
- Yep.

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In five, four…

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Boy, that sausage was spicy.

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three,

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two,

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one.

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We're in the final step
of our bathroom redo,

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and that's where we install
this beautiful whirlpool bath.

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To do that
we take it out of the crate,

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we march it through this door, on upstairs,
and we plumb it with Felix, our plumber.

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- There's Felix right now. Hey.
- Hey, Tim.

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We can't get the whirlpool up the stairs.
Somebody measured it wrong.

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I was the one that…
Hey, turn that… Get that off. Cut. Cut.

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Hey. I told my wife
we'd have it up there today. Today.

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The only way to get it up in that bathroom
is we gotta hoist it up to the roof…

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What?

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..tear a hole in that wall
and slide her in.

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- Let us know.
- Tim!

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That'll be a break.
Let's go. Phil.

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They broke the mirror, they put
the wrong tile in, we got a cement…

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Oh, whoa, whoa. What is this?

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This is what will make it all worthwhile.
Your new whirlpool.

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Oh. Tim! It is so beautiful.

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Look at the color.
It's perfect.

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Not to mention seven adjustable jets.

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Three speeds: low, medium.
and ''Who needs a man?''

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Well…

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What are we waiting for? Let's get the guys
and take it up to the bathroom.

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Well.., darn it. Jill. The guys and I decided
not to take it right up to the bathroom.

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- Well, how are you gonna get it up there?
- See that spot up there? further. OK, now.

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Picture, if you will.

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Looking out of your whirlpool tub
through a brand-new greenhouse window.

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All I gotta do is
cut a little hole in the wall there.

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A little hole about the size of this tub?

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Just a little bigger than the tub, actually.

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Tim! How could you order a tub
and have no way to get it in the house?

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Because in the catalog
they're only like this big.

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Wilson. I need more hose.

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Don't we all. Tim.

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Just tell me where the window is.

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Back-ordered?

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How many idiots order a greenhouse
window in the middle of November?

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What do you mean,
you guess one more?

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Dad, what are you doing on the phone?
I'm expecting a call.

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I'll be off in a minute.
I need that window here today.

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I live with a very dangerous woman.

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Thank you.

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Think fast.
Who's calling you so early?

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Joey said Jennifer Sudarsky's gonna
call me this morning before school.

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Whoa.

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first call from a girl.
Pretty scary stuff.

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You said it.

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Go for it.

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Hello?

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Sure.

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Bye'

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She wants to sit next to me on the bus.

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- Life is good.
- Yes!

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Tim, what did you do to the water?

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Nothing, Felix and the crew
ran into a technical problem.

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What technical problem?

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I don't know.
They had to shut the water off.

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But don't worry. I ran a hose from Wilson's
yard, now we've got running water.

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- This is freezing cold.
- Heat it up on the stove.

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Oh. God.

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Hey, Tim, you know
that water main you busted?

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You busted? I thought you said
it was a technical problem.

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Technically. I was the problem. Jill.

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I got good news. We capped off
that geyser in the front yard.

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- Geyser?
- There is no more geyser.

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Of course, your front yard's flooded.

243
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I'm gonna have a couple of men
sandbag that basement window.

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The stove won't light.
What did you do to it?

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- Nothing.
- That was us. We had to shut the gas off.

246
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- Why?
- When you broke open that water main.

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we were afraid you hit the gas line too.
so we shut them both off to be safe.

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Should we worry?

249
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No. It's not like you're gonna
get blown up or something.

250
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- That's it. I'm going to a motel…
- Jill, come on!

251
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..until you finish the bathroom
or destroy the house.

252
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It won't take long to fix the water main.

253
00:16:50,829 --> 00:16:53,419
All I wanted was your shaving gunk
out of the sink.

254
00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:57,260
A sponge could've done that.
It was gonna be one day, then five days.

255
00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,459
Now it's what? 17 days, Tim.
And what have I got?

256
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I got a hole in the side of the house,
a geyser in the front yard,

257
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no water, subzero temperatures.
and a chance to blow up.

258
00:17:09,749 --> 00:17:12,619
Honey. I think you're overreacting.

259
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- Hi-ho, Tim.
- Hi, Wilson.

260
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- Get your water back on?
- finally. Here's your end of the hose.

261
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Thank you, neighbor.
Beautiful night, isn't it?

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- Crisp, clear and cold.
- What are you up to?

263
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Just checking
the expanding universe, Tim.

264
00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:53,430
- You got a minute?
- Cut your boosters. Come in for a landing.

265
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I did it this time. Jill took the kids, left me,
and went to a motel with them.

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Mm-mm-mm.

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I don't know what gets into me. This started
out a simple project to replace a sink.

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Then I add mo sinks.
I rip out the wall. Boom, bang.

269
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I got pipes everywhere, water flowing out.

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I got the water main shut off…
I can't stop this.

271
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Well, Tim, you're probably just responding
to the visceral male urge to create.

272
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Visceral? Vis… Vis… Visceral?

273
00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:27,269
Let's just say gut need.

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That's exactly what it feels like.
It's a visceral gut thing.

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I like to create. Wilson. Everything I do.
I want to make bigger and better.

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This obsessive desire to create

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partly happens
because men feel inferior to women.

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- It's because we can't bear children.
- I don't mind the boys that much.

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No, Tim. What I mean is,
women can give birth and we can't.

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- We sure lucked out on that part.
- Well, I don't know, Tim.

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You were there when your boys
were born. Birth is a miracle.

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Maybe one of the reasons
you get so involved in your projects

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is because you want to create something
as wondrous as human life.

284
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That's a neat thought, Wilson.

285
00:19:23,799 --> 00:19:29,150
But the way this project's going,
I think giving birth would've been easier.

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Tim, I think you have company.

287
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,660
- Thank you, Wilson.
- Good night, neighbor.

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Hi.

289
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,029
Hi.

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Thought you and the boys
were staying at that motel.

291
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I was, but every time
I went into the bathroom there

292
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and looked into the sink and didn't see
your shaving stubble, I got depressed.

293
00:20:03,599 --> 00:20:06,670
I really missed you.

294
00:20:06,759 --> 00:20:11,670
I decided that I'd rather have you
and no water than water and no you.

295
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:15,819
Now you have us both.
The water's on, and here I am.

296
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,220
I'm sorry I got mad and left.

297
00:20:18,319 --> 00:20:20,509
That's OK.

298
00:20:20,599 --> 00:20:24,750
You know, it wasn't you that I was mad at.
It was just the remodel.

299
00:20:24,839 --> 00:20:26,829
No, no.

300
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:31,430
I can't give birth.

301
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It's a problem in my gut
with a visceral thing.

302
00:20:44,559 --> 00:20:47,549
It's really, really hard to explain.

303
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,029
Don't try.

304
00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:54,539
You want to see your new bathroom?

305
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:57,349
Is it finished?

306
00:21:02,759 --> 00:21:06,589
Well, it didn't come out
exactly like I planned…

307
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,230
but I'm sure it's not what you want.

308
00:21:17,279 --> 00:21:20,470
- The grout's still a little messy…
- Shh! It's perfect.

309
00:21:20,559 --> 00:21:24,630
- You really think so?
- It's even better than I imagined. Oh, Tim.

310
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:28,029
Look at this bull-nose tile
all along the sink here.

311
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:33,470
And back here I pushed the closet back to
give you an inset for your perfume bottles.

312
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:37,029
And that's not the best. All chrome-plated
brass hinges and fixtures…

313
00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:40,069
Shh-shh. Let me just enjoy it.

314
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:45,309
Oh, look. This is so lovely
with the moonlight.

315
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:49,869
This is the most romantic
bathroom on Earth.

316
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,710
That's not the most romantic part.

317
00:21:53,799 --> 00:21:57,579
Watch this.
This is truly a woman's bathroom.

318
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Seat up.

319
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,420
Flush.

320
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,230
Mom, when are you coming out?
I'm hungry.

321
00:22:21,319 --> 00:22:23,390
It's not funny any more, Mom.

322
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:27,150
Mom, you've been in there
for seven hours.

323
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,509
We've run out of
bad things to do.

324
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:32,710
Boys, clear out.
It's time for what now?

325
00:22:32,799 --> 00:22:34,789
More power!

326
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,990
All right.

327
00:22:37,079 --> 00:22:42,269
All right, Mrs Taylor, we have that
whirlpool surrounded. Get outta there!

328
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:45,549
You're turning into a human prune.
Get outta that tub.

329
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:49,670
Honey, I wait a week, I start dating.

330
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,950
It didn't come out quite like I planned it.

331
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,589
Well, it didn't come out
exactly like I planned it.

332
00:23:12,799 --> 00:23:16,190
Well, it didn't come out
exactly like I planned it.

333
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,710
Hello?

334
00:23:26,079 --> 00:23:30,940
There. It's just delayed.
Come on in, honey. What the hell.

335
00:23:31,305 --> 00:23:37,260
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